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Submitter's Comments:
Hi, hu-mans. This Bigfoot.
Bigfoot have mixed feelings for puny hu-mans. On one paw, hu-mans always
look for Bigfoot and make Bigfoot hide. On another paw, hu-mans make
Threadless shirts. Look at Bigfoot shirt. It Bigfoot favorite shirt.
Hu-man may ask why Bigfoot need shirt? Bigfoot very hairy. Hair keep
Bigfoot warm in winter, right? But look at shirt. How funny is shirt with
big squid (only puny hu-mans call it giant) pretending to be Nessie. Big
squid no fool Bigfoot. Bigfoot know Nessie. Bigfoot and Nessie even date
once. Did not go so well. Puppet on stick look nothing like Nessie.
Nessie much taller. But big squid fool puny hu-mans. Big squid look just
like squid friend Karl, though. Karl suck at arts crafts.
Bigfoot like shirt so much Bigfoot got job at Piggly Wiggly to get stupid
hu-man money. Bigfoot ask for credit card. Now Bigfoot get credit card
offer in secret cave every day. Stop it! Bigfoot already got ten, why
Bigfoot need any more?
Bigfoot discover problem when Bigfoot try use ten credit card to buy
shirt. Threadless no make XXXXXXL shirt that fit Bigfoot. What Bigfoot
do? Monkey tell Bigfoot that he make Bigfoot shirt but monkey no want ten
credit card. Monkey want 200 banana. OK monkey, make Bigfoot shirt.
Bigfoot get you banana. Monkey knit Bigfoot shirt. Ever see monkey knit?
Not pretty. But very funny. Bigfoot no have pay monkey 200 banana because
Bigfoot eat monkey. Ha ha.
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Submitter's Comments:
Hi, hu-mans. This Bigfoot.
Bigfoot have mixed feelings for puny hu-mans. On one paw, hu-mans always
look for Bigfoot and make Bigfoot hide. On another paw, hu-mans make
Threadless shirts. Look at Bigfoot shirt. It Bigfoot favorite shirt.
Hu-man may ask why Bigfoot need shirt? Bigfoot very hairy. Hair keep
Bigfoot warm in winter, right? But look at shirt. How funny is shirt with
big squid (only puny hu-mans call it giant) pretending to be Nessie. Big
squid no fool Bigfoot. Bigfoot know Nessie. Bigfoot and Nessie even date
once. Did not go so well. Puppet on stick look nothing like Nessie.
Nessie much taller. But big squid fool puny hu-mans. Big squid look just
like squid friend Karl, though. Karl suck at arts crafts.
Bigfoot like shirt so much Bigfoot got job at Piggly Wiggly to get stupid
hu-man money. Bigfoot ask for credit card. Now Bigfoot get credit card
offer in secret cave every day. Stop it! Bigfoot already got ten, why
Bigfoot need any more?
Bigfoot discover problem when Bigfoot try use ten credit card to buy
shirt. Threadless no make XXXXXXL shirt that fit Bigfoot. What Bigfoot
do? Monkey tell Bigfoot that he make Bigfoot shirt but monkey no want ten
credit card. Monkey want 200 banana. OK monkey, make Bigfoot shirt.
Bigfoot get you banana. Monkey knit Bigfoot shirt. Ever see monkey knit?
Not pretty. But very funny. Bigfoot no have pay monkey 200 banana because
Bigfoot eat monkey. Ha ha.
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Submitter's Comments:
Hi, hu-mans. This Bigfoot.
Bigfoot have mixed feelings for puny hu-mans. On one paw, hu-mans always
look for Bigfoot and make Bigfoot hide. On another paw, hu-mans make
Threadless shirts. Look at Bigfoot shirt. It Bigfoot favorite shirt.
Hu-man may ask why Bigfoot need shirt? Bigfoot very hairy. Hair keep
Bigfoot warm in winter, right? But look at shirt. How funny is shirt with
big squid (only puny hu-mans call it giant) pretending to be Nessie. Big
squid no fool Bigfoot. Bigfoot know Nessie. Bigfoot and Nessie even date
once. Did not go so well. Puppet on stick look nothing like Nessie.
Nessie much taller. But big squid fool puny hu-mans. Big squid look just
like squid friend Karl, though. Karl suck at arts crafts.
Bigfoot like shirt so much Bigfoot got job at Piggly Wiggly to get stupid
hu-man money. Bigfoot ask for credit card. Now Bigfoot get credit card
offer in secret cave every day. Stop it! Bigfoot already got ten, why
Bigfoot need any more?
Bigfoot discover problem when Bigfoot try use ten credit card to buy
shirt. Threadless no make XXXXXXL shirt that fit Bigfoot. What Bigfoot
do? Monkey tell Bigfoot that he make Bigfoot shirt but monkey no want ten
credit card. Monkey want 200 banana. OK monkey, make Bigfoot shirt.
Bigfoot get you banana. Monkey knit Bigfoot shirt. Ever see monkey knit?
Not pretty. But very funny. Bigfoot no have pay monkey 200 banana because
Bigfoot eat monkey. Ha ha.
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Submitter's Comments:
Hi, hu-mans. This Bigfoot.
Bigfoot have mixed feelings for puny hu-mans. On one paw, hu-mans always
look for Bigfoot and make Bigfoot hide. On another paw, hu-mans make
Threadless shirts. Look at Bigfoot shirt. It Bigfoot favorite shirt.
Hu-man may ask why Bigfoot need shirt? Bigfoot very hairy. Hair keep
Bigfoot warm in winter, right? But look at shirt. How funny is shirt with
big squid (only puny hu-mans call it giant) pretending to be Nessie. Big
squid no fool Bigfoot. Bigfoot know Nessie. Bigfoot and Nessie even date
once. Did not go so well. Puppet on stick look nothing like Nessie.
Nessie much taller. But big squid fool puny hu-mans. Big squid look just
like squid friend Karl, though. Karl suck at arts crafts.
Bigfoot like shirt so much Bigfoot got job at Piggly Wiggly to get stupid
hu-man money. Bigfoot ask for credit card. Now Bigfoot get credit card
offer in secret cave every day. Stop it! Bigfoot already got ten, why
Bigfoot need any more?
Bigfoot discover problem when Bigfoot try use ten credit card to buy
shirt. Threadless no make XXXXXXL shirt that fit Bigfoot. What Bigfoot
do? Monkey tell Bigfoot that he make Bigfoot shirt but monkey no want ten
credit card. Monkey want 200 banana. OK monkey, make Bigfoot shirt.
Bigfoot get you banana. Monkey knit Bigfoot shirt. Ever see monkey knit?
Not pretty. But very funny. Bigfoot no have pay monkey 200 banana because
Bigfoot eat monkey. Ha ha.
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Submitter's Comments:
Hi, hu-mans. This Bigfoot.
Bigfoot have mixed feelings for puny hu-mans. On one paw, hu-mans always
look for Bigfoot and make Bigfoot hide. On another paw, hu-mans make
Threadless shirts. Look at Bigfoot shirt. It Bigfoot favorite shirt.
Hu-man may ask why Bigfoot need shirt? Bigfoot very hairy. Hair keep
Bigfoot warm in winter, right? But look at shirt. How funny is shirt with
big squid (only puny hu-mans call it giant) pretending to be Nessie. Big
squid no fool Bigfoot. Bigfoot know Nessie. Bigfoot and Nessie even date
once. Did not go so well. Puppet on stick look nothing like Nessie.
Nessie much taller. But big squid fool puny hu-mans. Big squid look just
like squid friend Karl, though. Karl suck at arts crafts.
Bigfoot like shirt so much Bigfoot got job at Piggly Wiggly to get stupid
hu-man money. Bigfoot ask for credit card. Now Bigfoot get credit card
offer in secret cave every day. Stop it! Bigfoot already got ten, why
Bigfoot need any more?
Bigfoot discover problem when Bigfoot try use ten credit card to buy
shirt. Threadless no make XXXXXXL shirt that fit Bigfoot. What Bigfoot
do? Monkey tell Bigfoot that he make Bigfoot shirt but monkey no want ten
credit card. Monkey want 200 banana. OK monkey, make Bigfoot shirt.
Bigfoot get you banana. Monkey knit Bigfoot shirt. Ever see monkey knit?
Not pretty. But very funny. Bigfoot no have pay monkey 200 banana because
Bigfoot eat monkey. Ha ha.